Happy post-Halloween-oh-God-how-is-it-November time!!! I hope everyone had a spooktacular Halloween. I romped around my neighborhood with alcohol and forgot to upload my next wine review. Womp womp. As a result,… Read more Some Wine and Spooky Musings →
Wine is the perfect Halloween drink. It can be ghastly. It can be romantic! It can be terrifying. In honor of October, I gathered a spooky medley of cheap wine… Read more A Spooky Wine Tasting →
Hello fellow wine drinkers! I hope everyone had a fantastic summer. Exciting things are coming! Keep an eye on the horizon for new posts and other wine-related surprises. In the… Read more Goodbye Summer! Hello Fall! →
Dark Waters Red Wine (literally) $5.49 (ish? I tossed my receipt, but got it at Trader Joe’s) I’m just going to dive right in. The dark waves that is Dark… Read more Dark Waters – Red Wine – 2019 →
Robert Mondavi Cabernet Sauvignon $8.88 Smells pretentious and has a dark burgundy color. It reminds me of my ’92 Buick LeSabre, with its purple/reddish fabric and wood paneling. I miss… Read more Robert Mondavi – Cabernet Sauvignon – 2018 →
Toasted Head Chardonnay $8.88 Fermented is the word of the day. I try to avoid cheap white wine as a rule. It never ends well for anybody. If you want… Read more Toasted Head – Chardonnay – 2019 →
Cocobon Red Blend $6.49 I mean, I drank the whole thing. I spent way too much time dawdling around the wine aisle at Vons, looking for a bottle of wine.… Read more Cocobon – Red Blend – 202(?) →
Lazy Bones Cabernet Franc $6.99 There is literally a naked woman lounging with her cat on the label. This wine is the most fantastic shitty wine I’ve ever had. I’m… Read more Lazy Bones – Cabernet Franc – 2019 →