Mezzacorona Pinot Grigio $$??? This wine has been in the back of my refrigerator for an indeterminate amount of time. It has survived at least two power outages, with its… Read more Mezzacorona – Pinot Grigio – aka I-Forgot-This-Wine-Was-in-My-Fridge Wine →
The Wonderful Wine Co. Cabernet Sauvignon $3.99 (?) Another day, another cabernet. I had mixed feelings when I selected this bottle. The label is extraordinarily busy (see below), riddled with… Read more The Wonderful Wine Co. – Cabernet Sauvignon →
Spur Ranch Cabernet Sauvignon $4.99 I did it again, winos. I got this god-forsaken wine from the dollar store. When will I learn? I am a foolish person for thinking… Read more Spur Ranch – Cabernet Sauvignon →
Stella Rosa L’Originale Peach 4-Pack $4.99 Dollar Store Wine Why, oh why, did I do this to myself again? I’m still haunted by the plastic baubles – the warm, pissy… Read more Stella Rosa L’Originale Peach →
Barefoot Bright & Breezy – Pinot Grigio $3.99 70 Calories! But how?! I went low-cal and twist-off-top for this shit. Good grief, it was not worth it. Clear as tap… Read more Barefoot – Bright & Breezy – Pinot Grigio →
Rain Cloud Red Blend $4.99 I was drawn to the burgundy wine the way I’m drawn to a mahogany table. I want to admire something fancy… something unlike the pile… Read more Rain Cloud Red Blend →
Espiral Vinho Verde – White Wine $4.99 When I saw the lime green bottle of wine, sitting scarily on the bottom shelf at the store, I knew I had to… Read more Espiral – Vinho Verde – White Wine →
Raymond Hill Chardonnay Price: $4.99 Happy Summertime, everybody! I took a bit of a summer break, but fear not! I’ve returned to the world of bottom-shelf wine, where the vinegary… Read more Raymond Hill Chardonnay →