


Z. Alexander Brown Uncaged Red Blend
Z. Alexander Brown Uncaged Red Blend $8.98 The wine has an unappealingly purple appearance, like a zombified Cheshire cat. I frowned as I inspected the wine. My initial feelings were… Read more Z. Alexander Brown Uncaged Red Blend →

Cooper & Thief Cellarmasters – Red Wine Blend
Cooper & Thief Cellarmasters Red Blend Price: $28* Holy bourbon barrel, Batman. This wine is the best kind of dangerous beast. 16% abv and deliciously rouge. It’s a glitter bomb… Read more Cooper & Thief Cellarmasters – Red Wine Blend →

Leelanau Cellars- Witches Brew – Red Wine
Leelanau Cellars Witches Brew $7.99 The most wicked of all wines, Witches Brew has a soft spot in my heart. I’m quite biased, as it hails from Michigan and I… Read more Leelanau Cellars- Witches Brew – Red Wine →

Morgado Tawny – Port
Morgado Tawny Port $5.99 Smashes through the door and stumbles head over face. Smells frighteningly sterile. Full frontal booze, this wine tastes more like a smoky cocktail than a post-dinner… Read more Morgado Tawny – Port →

19 Crimes – Cali Red Blend – AKA Wine and Weed Wednesday
19 Crimes Cali Red Blend $12.99 Hello, fellow winos! I hope everyone is having a decent week. Today is a very special day in my heart… for today is Wine… Read more 19 Crimes – Cali Red Blend – AKA Wine and Weed Wednesday →

The Wonderful Wine Co. – Cabernet Sauvignon
The Wonderful Wine Co. Cabernet Sauvignon $3.99 (?) Another day, another cabernet. I had mixed feelings when I selected this bottle. The label is extraordinarily busy (see below), riddled with… Read more The Wonderful Wine Co. – Cabernet Sauvignon →

Spur Ranch – Cabernet Sauvignon
Spur Ranch Cabernet Sauvignon $4.99 I did it again, winos. I got this god-forsaken wine from the dollar store. When will I learn? I am a foolish person for thinking… Read more Spur Ranch – Cabernet Sauvignon →