Meridian Vineyards Buttery Chardonnay $4.43 New rule: If you’re going to purchase a $4 bottle of wine, don’t even bother with a glass. Drink that shit straight from the bottle.… Read more Meridian Vineyards Buttery Chardonnay →
Mezzacorona Pinot Grigio $$??? This wine has been in the back of my refrigerator for an indeterminate amount of time. It has survived at least two power outages, with its… Read more Mezzacorona – Pinot Grigio – aka I-Forgot-This-Wine-Was-in-My-Fridge Wine →
Carmenet Reserve Chardonnay $7.77 ……………………… ………………. …… I was not in the mood to drink this wine. I ate too much pizza, and chardonnay isn’t my favorite. Wine is getting… Read more Carmenet Reserve – Chardonnay →
Wonderland Cellars Sauvignon Blanc $12.99 Smells like tangy saliva. Tastes of grassy mouthwash. Bitter wheat, with an oily aftertaste. Unsprouted seeds. Crackled grain. A painfully sweet finish. Seriously, it reminds… Read more Wonderland Cellars – Sauvignon Blanc →
Stella Rosa L’Originale Peach 4-Pack $4.99 Dollar Store Wine Why, oh why, did I do this to myself again? I’m still haunted by the plastic baubles – the warm, pissy… Read more Stella Rosa L’Originale Peach →
Barefoot Bright & Breezy – Pinot Grigio $3.99 70 Calories! But how?! I went low-cal and twist-off-top for this shit. Good grief, it was not worth it. Clear as tap… Read more Barefoot – Bright & Breezy – Pinot Grigio →
Espiral Vinho Verde – White Wine $4.99 When I saw the lime green bottle of wine, sitting scarily on the bottom shelf at the store, I knew I had to… Read more Espiral – Vinho Verde – White Wine →
Raymond Hill Chardonnay Price: $4.99 Happy Summertime, everybody! I took a bit of a summer break, but fear not! I’ve returned to the world of bottom-shelf wine, where the vinegary… Read more Raymond Hill Chardonnay →