Morgado Tawny – Port
Morgado Tawny Port $5.99 Smashes through the door and stumbles head over face. Smells frighteningly sterile. Full frontal booze, this wine tastes more like a smoky cocktail than a post-dinner… Read more Morgado Tawny – Port →
Carmenet Reserve – Chardonnay
Carmenet Reserve Chardonnay $7.77 ……………………… ………………. …… I was not in the mood to drink this wine. I ate too much pizza, and chardonnay isn’t my favorite. Wine is getting… Read more Carmenet Reserve – Chardonnay →
Wonderland Cellars – Sauvignon Blanc
Wonderland Cellars Sauvignon Blanc $12.99 Smells like tangy saliva. Tastes of grassy mouthwash. Bitter wheat, with an oily aftertaste. Unsprouted seeds. Crackled grain. A painfully sweet finish. Seriously, it reminds… Read more Wonderland Cellars – Sauvignon Blanc →
19 Crimes – Cali Red Blend – AKA Wine and Weed Wednesday
19 Crimes Cali Red Blend $12.99 Hello, fellow winos! I hope everyone is having a decent week. Today is a very special day in my heart… for today is Wine… Read more 19 Crimes – Cali Red Blend – AKA Wine and Weed Wednesday →
The Wonderful Wine Co. – Cabernet Sauvignon
The Wonderful Wine Co. Cabernet Sauvignon $3.99 (?) Another day, another cabernet. I had mixed feelings when I selected this bottle. The label is extraordinarily busy (see below), riddled with… Read more The Wonderful Wine Co. – Cabernet Sauvignon →
Spur Ranch – Cabernet Sauvignon
Spur Ranch Cabernet Sauvignon $4.99 I did it again, winos. I got this god-forsaken wine from the dollar store. When will I learn? I am a foolish person for thinking… Read more Spur Ranch – Cabernet Sauvignon →
Stella Rosa L’Originale Peach
Stella Rosa L’Originale Peach 4-Pack $4.99 Dollar Store Wine Why, oh why, did I do this to myself again? I’m still haunted by the plastic baubles – the warm, pissy… Read more Stella Rosa L’Originale Peach →
Patron Only Post!
Another Patreon Blog for my lovely Patrons. This time, I drank a classic cabernet and watched Raiders of the Lost Ark whilst in a cemetery! It was a lovely time.… Read more Patron Only Post! →