Rebuttel

Chardonnay

$6.99

Crisp like a mean great-aunt. Biting like being slapped by a nun at school. This is a bitter concoction, made only to pucker mouths. I struggled with this Chardonnay. Unpleasantly nuclear in color and taste. Gagging on my swallows, I siphoned it down as quickly as I could. I don’t recommend drinking this wine at room temp – for your own sake, please chill it in the fridge before consuming. I am reminded of a fancy cake, ruined by too much fondant. I feel the sour toil all the way down to my (now) brittle bones.