Grifone Winery

Pinot Grigio

$4.99

The organic grapes give this wine a Mountain Dew illumination. It reminds me of the glow-in-the-dark ceiling stars I had as a kid. Wines should lean into unusual glowings. Keep us winos on our toes. Will the wine be unexpectedly tasty? Or will I gain supernatural powers as a result of ingesting this concoction? I’d like to think the answer is both.

It is a little too sugary. I suspect it will leave you with unfortunate wine breath. Bring it to a boat party and swap it for someone else’s bottle. Sharing is caring when you’re on a boat. There are hints of floral floor cleaner (but not in a bad way??). Pine Sol on ice, but it goes down smooth.