Leese-Fitch | Cabernet Sauvignon – California
Leese-Fitch – Cabernet Sauvignon – California
Marked down to $9.99 so I thought it may be slightly-less-shitty-than-normal shitty wine. Classy. Tasteful. Something you’d bring to a housewarming party. Maybe, just once, I will write a happy review? I was searching for a treasure in a garbage pile and thought I was close. Alas, I was wrong. Oh so wrong. I tried to game the system and I lost. Maybe I was drawn to the hyphen – it seemed mature at the time. First name Jan last name Leese-Fitch. Like a divorced lawyer who’s bitter about men and wears a pantsuit to work. I don’t think I could ever wear a pantsuit. Hopefully that will never happen. Thank God my name isn’t Jan.
Tasted like a plastic bag that’s spent too much time in the street. Rolling through the debris. My own Hotel California.
Bonus points for making me feel like a middle-aged woman well out of her prime. I watched Juno and only cried once, which is probably a better gauge of what this wine will do to you.
*DOUBLE BONUS – DISCARDED TWO HEARTED BOTTLE IN THE BACKGROUND AKA BEST BEER EVER WOOOO
Sounds dope, dude! The only wine better than plastic-bag-street wine is rose-petal-bathtub-kevin-spacey-fantasy wine.
Ya know? Get some of that wine…
The kevin-spacey-fantasy wine… ya know…
Hey, guys, remember the early aughts?